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Tuesday, May 5, 2009, 6:38 PM
The Jokes tht i LOVE from SHERWIN!!!
Sry but they r kind of sick but funny if u get it. 1) There were three guys who went to a skiing hotel after skiing at a mountain.So they went in and requested for rooms but there was only 1 room left so they decided to share it.True enough they shared the room and bed together.Then the next morning, the guy on the left said"Het i dreamt tht i was given the best handjob by my wife ever!!!" Then the guy on the rite said"Hey me too!! I dreamt tht i was given the best handjob by a very sexy nurse!!!" Then the guy in center said"Hey thts weird...I dreamt tht i was skiing!!!!" Well if u still dun get it read this: "the guy in the center was the 1 one who gave both the man the handjob and he tot he was skiing" 2)OK there is this farmer who has 3 daughters.So his daughters went on a date on the same day .So they went to meet their dates and their father came along with a shotgun in his hands.So the frist guy came out and said"Hi I am heavy.I am here for Betty.I will bring her eat spaghetti.Is she ready??"So the father sent them off.Then the second guy came out and said"Hi,my name Jo.I am here for Flo.Iwill bring her to a show is she ready to go??"So the father sent them off.So here comes the third guy"Hi my name is Chuck" and the father shot him People asked him"Why did u shoot him??" He said"Imagine. Hi my name is Chuck I am here for a shuck. I am ready to fcuk. Any luck?? 3)Why do squirrels swim in the river on their backs?? Ans:It is to keep their NUTS dry!! 4)There was a guy who went in to a bar. So he asked for a cup of beer. While he was waiting he saw a monkey in the cage. So he asked the bar tender"Why did u lock it up in the cage??" The bartender said"U do not want to know." So he drank a few cups and said"Come on dude tell me." So the bartender said"ok then i should tell and show u" So he went towards the monkey and pt is head. Then the monky starts giving him a blowjob. Then he asked the guy"Do u wanna try??" Then he replied"Sure but dun hit me so hard on my head." So it means tht the guy is going to give the bartender a BLOWJOB!!! Last one 5)Three men went in to a bar and sat down. Suddenly a guy from the sidepointed at the guy sitting in center and said"I fcuked ur mum last nite." Everyone was hoping for a fight but being able to control he did nothing. 10 mins later the guy woke up again and pointed at the guy in the center and said"She gives the best blowjob and hanjob ever." Again the guy controlled his anger and the guy went o sleep. Again 10 mins later the guy woke up and pointed at the guy in the center and said"And she LOVES IT!!!" This time the guy controlled no more and said "STOP IT DAD U R DRUNK!! They r funny though so peace out The P-Man |
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Ong Chun Siang17th November 1994, Sembawang Secondary School. |
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